Some Kind of Comedian

This morning in bed, as Henry was head-butting me and elbowing me and thrashing around, I finally got fed up, shoved his leg away, and said, "Don't knee me in the chest!"

He giggled and said, "Did you just hand me in the leg?"

(Also, Eeyore is pronounced "He-whore," a cicada is a cicad-o, and the song, apparently, is actually titled "The Itsy-Spitsy Spider.")